Dear film-makers of the world,
I regret to inform you that your services will no longer be needed. Yes film-making as an industry is now obsolete. You see there is this new film out. Its name is not important but all you need to know is that it concerns robots that are in disguise. Yes I do realise that it was directed by Michael Bay. He may have made some mistakes in the past which may have included the butchering of historical events or the repeated casting of Ben Affleck. However this time he has hit the mark and with such unerring accuracy that his hand can only have been guided by divine powers.
Now I realise that many of you may believe that you can top this cinematic masterpiece. Some may even try. However it will surely be a waste of the public's and your time, so why burden yourself with trying to compete with this majestic film.
Now you may feel a bit slighted at the closure of an entire industry due to a single film, but all hope is not lost. There will be staff required for the inevitable legion of Transformers sequels which will surely be appearing in short order.
I hope that you can find acceptance that this is the natural order of things.
With best regards
Dave
P.S. I was going to post this as one of those review things, but for some inexplicable reason, they only go up to 5 stars.
