I was watching some random channel on television last night and managed to find a very strange show. Yes, I spent an hour watching 'When Good Pets Go Bad 2'. By far the best clip on the show was this. I'm probably a horrible person for being entertained by it, but I can't really help it.

I was told about this yesterday. I actually had to track down the report because it seemed a little like a joke. Not to make light of the circumstances, but of all the people you would expect not to drown, I'd have to put a potential olympic athlete pretty close to the top.