Eddie Griffin, a clearly underrated actor from such marvellous films as Undercover Brother and Norbit, did something horrible a couple of days ago. When taking part in a charity racing event on Monday, he managed to total a Ferrari Enzo. One of the 400 Ferrari Enzos in existence. Valued at $1.5 million. Dollars. $1.5 million dollars worth of car rendered junk by the sheer uselessness of Eddie Griffin.
So does he follow the owner around begging for forgiveness? Does he drop to his knees and pledge his life in servitude? Does he even apologise? Does he fuck. To quote the idiot - "Undercover Brother's good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can't drive."
I think the wonderful site,
the superficial.com summed it up best - "If Eddie Griffin crashed my Ferrari Enzo the next day's headlines would read "Eddie Griffin strangled to death and then stabbed and then shot a couple times by angry Enzo owner." Although that'd be kind of a long headline. They could use a small font or something."
In Eddie Griffin's defence, it is at least in part the owner's fault for giving a Ferrari Enzo to Eddie Griffin. I mean, that was just stupid. The closest thing to a Ferrari that I own is a 5 year old bicycle, and I'd still trust that to a drunk chimpanzee than I would anyone who refers to themselves as 'Undercover Brother'
