This is the house that dave broke

Blog EntryCelebrity Death Picks 2008Jan 7, '08 6:13 PM
for everyone
Well we tried this last year, but of the 64 individuals named, a grand total of 64 of them are still alive and well. Few were particularly bad guesses, so the inevitable conclusion is that we are simply fated to do badly. Anyone considering refraining from hypothesising should therefore consider that by taking part, they are quite possibly increasing the likelihood of survival for those that they would have picked.

Before I name my guesses, I think it's apt to remember Luciano Pavarotti, Evel Knievel (who I'd have sworn had been dead for years), Kurt Vonnegut and all the others that did leave us in the last year.


The scoring system is as follows. Each correct guess is worth 10 points plus another point for each year below 90 that they were on death (if they were below 90). A 91 year old individual would be worth 10 points, as would a 110 year old. However a 85 year old would be worth 15 points and a 25 year old, a whole 75 points. So you could pick a lot of more likely, low point people; or a set of high value longshots. Or a mixture of the two. Or whatever you want really.

And now on to the picks:

1. Abe Vigoda (86) - although I've read that his death has been foretold for a while now

2. Tony Bennett (81)

3. Kirk Douglas (91)

4. Amy Winehouse (24) - My only real long-shot pick. I read somewhere or other that she doesn't think she can survive without her husband, who I think is going to prison or something. I don't put as much research into this stuff as my canny foretelling suggests.

5. Quincy Jones (74)

6. Roger Moore (80) - It's been 46 years since the first Bond film came out, and unless you count David Niven, they're all still alive. Moore is the oldest, so I'm picking him as the first one down.

7. Ray Wilson (73) - Same as with Moore, I have no desire for this to happen but I figure that it's about the right time for another of the England '66 team to go.

8. Ariel Sharon (79) - This was a toss-up between Sharon and Castro. According to the great, but unreliable source of information that is Wikipedia, Castro is on the mend, so that sorted this choice.

9. Carl Reiner (85)

10. Olivia de Havilland (91) - Even though she's the oldest one on this list, for some reason I don't think this will be her year. I'm just putting her down for the benefit of gender equality.

47 CommentsChronological   Reverse   Threaded
jinbish wrote on Jan 7
No!

Not Tony!
fairytalefantasy wrote on Jan 7
My Guesses are:
Sir Michael Parkinson (72),
Dame Julie Elizabeth Andrews (72),
Meat Loaf (60),
Dame Judith Olivia Dench (73),
Des O'Connor (75),
Lauren Bacal (83),
Sir Michael Terrence Wogan (69),
Joan Rivers (74) & for my young ones
Shia LaBeouf (21) & Lindsay Dee Lohan (21).
meri0426 wrote on Jan 7
1. Britney Spears - fast living, is apparently confusing celebrity with immortality. The metaphorical train wreck will likely become a literal one.

2. Nancy Reagan

3. Billy Graham (almost a slam dunk)

4. Ed McMahon

5. Dick Clark (I feel guilty for adding this one, because I really like him)

6. Hugh Downs

7. Jimmy Carter

8. Patrick MacNee

9. Eddie Van Halen

10. Dino De Laurentiis
donethat wrote on Jan 7
agree with Meri's top 3, but I'll toss in my last years' pick Phyllis Diller, 91.
Hey one of these years I will be right!
notmarkflynn wrote on Jan 7
I'm just going to go for mostly longshots, hoping to cash in on one really good pick.

1) Barack Obama, if elected. I'm just saying. When we had a Catholic president, he died after two years. Sure, Obama is Protestant, but he's part Kenyana and from Hawaii.
2) Amy Winehouse is a pretty good pick.
3) Ryan Seacrest.
4) Tara Reid.
5) Britney Spears.
6) That blond cheerleader girl from Heroes.
7) Jessica Beil.
8) Tila Tequila.
9) The lead singer from Greenday, Billie whatever-his-name-is.
10) Perez Hilton.
jonthegeologist wrote on Jan 8
some genius choices there from NMF. I'll give this some thought on my drive to work.
singleply wrote on Jan 8
I don't want anyone to die.

I particularly will be sad if Sir Patrick Moore isn't with us any more.
halfply wrote on Jan 8
not Amy Whitehouse - fingers crossed.
gnomethang wrote on Jan 8
Eddie Van Halen?? - What's up with him?
meri0426 wrote on Jan 8
Bazza - EVH has had cancer twice - prostate and on his tongue - yet continues to smoke upwards of 2 packs a day. He's pushing 50, got kicked in the arse not once but twice; it's like handing the Grim Reaper a personalised scathe, you know?

Maybe it's a mistake; he'll either kick it relatively young, or it'll be EVH, Keith Richards and the cockroaches left after the planet gets nuked.
calumerio wrote on Jan 8
1) Cliff Richard
2) Geraldine McEwan
3) Barbara Bush
4) RT Hon Ian Paisley MP Snr
5) Pervez Musharraf
6) Gore Vidal
7) Pete Doherty
8) Jimmy Greaves
9) Fidel Castro
10) Kylie Minogue
jonthegeologist wrote on Jan 8
Kylie? say it t'aint so!

1) Patrick Moore
2) HRH The Duke of Edinburgh
3) Kate Moss
4) Britney Spears
5) Bruce Forsyth
6) Lewis Hamilton
7) Margaret Thatcher
8) Russell Watson
9) Fidel Castro
10) Lord (Cecil) Parkinson
absinthewol wrote on Jan 8
I'm not so sure Ms Winehouse is such a longshot.
Die young, stay...well, whatever.
fairytalefantasy wrote on Jan 8
Hayden Panettiere (age 18) is the cheerleader from Heroes. I thought she was older than that, if she "kicks it" that will be worth what, 92 points.
jinbish wrote on Jan 8
It would also be a disaster.
notmarkflynn wrote on Jan 9
My cousin actually went to school with her.
meb77 wrote on Jan 11, edited on Jan 11
1. Britney Spears
2. Dick Cheney
3. Wayne Newton
4. Fidel Castro
5. Some rapper or other. (Can I be that vague or do I have to give an actual name?)
6. Jenna Jameson
7. Keith Richards
8. Owen Wilson
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Paul Newman
fairytalefantasy wrote on Jan 14
Oh and Dick Van Dyke (82), because sadly he's old now. It's been a long time since Marry Poppins.
obfuscatedhonesty wrote on Jan 15
Normally I'd make a fuss about predicting the death of the star of diagnosis murder, but if it'll stop him making Night at the Museum 2, then I can probably deal with it.

And I think you need to specify a name Marie.
drcurry wrote on Jan 15
She's "kicked it" three or four times already, if I caught all the relevant episodes...
halfsure wrote on Jan 15
Someone (elsewhere) did a list of all celebrity newborns and young kids, figuring that the point values are astronomical enough to pull out a win in addition to figuring that they're all cursed. Macabre.
meb77 wrote on Jan 15
OK, I specify 50 Cent as the rapper who gets shot.
sallybrother wrote on Jan 16
Oh and Dick Van Dyke (82), because sadly he's old now. It's been a long time since Marry Poppins.
I saw the movie again( with the kids-I hasten to add) for the first time in years-he deserves to die for that awful mockney accent if nothing else!

C'umon Muarry Puppuns...Chimchinneny..etc
meb77 wrote on Jan 17
Nobody said Brad Renfro. He died today.
sallybrother wrote on Jan 17
Starring now in 'Ghost World 2"
sallybrother wrote on Jan 22
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus is an upcoming 2009 American fantasy-adventure film directed by Terry Gilliam and written by Gilliam and screenwriter Charles McKeown. The Imaginarium stars Christopher Plummer, Tom Waits, and Heath Ledger in a story about the leader of a traveling theater troupe who, through a deal with the Devil, takes audience members through a magical mirror to explore their imaginations. Production began on the film in London in December 2007 and will move on to Vancouver. The film is slated for a release in 2009.

Gilliam does not have much luck trying to make movies-the leads always seem to die off lately.
obfuscatedhonesty wrote on Jan 22
Christ alive, he was only found 2 hours ago and it's already already all over the internet.

Completely unexpected. Horrible shame too. I thought he was a pretty good actor.
meb77 wrote on Jan 23
Heath's death was a shocker. So sad to see someone so young and talented go.
sallybrother wrote on Jan 23
Christ alive, he was only found 2 hours ago
No,he's dead too...
sallybrother wrote on Jan 23
Slim Whitman R.I.P
obfuscatedhonesty wrote on Feb 11
Roy Schneider, aged 75 has died.
sallybrother wrote on Feb 11
Jaws dropping news...
obfuscatedhonesty wrote on Feb 11
Do you have a pun for each person's death?
sallybrother wrote on Feb 11
nope
obfuscatedhonesty wrote on Feb 11
Shame, I figured you might have a good one lined up for if Shatner pops his clogs.
sallybrother wrote on Feb 11
'It's death Jim..but not as we know it..."
obfuscatedhonesty wrote on Mar 18
Arthur C. Clarke and Anthony Minghella. A very bad day indeed.
halfply wrote on Mar 18
what day is it today? 19th March?
phoenixlives wrote on Mar 18, edited on Mar 18
Clarke was supposed to live forever!

I'm encouraged that the Wikipedia article says a film version of Rendezvous with Rama is in production.
obfuscatedhonesty wrote on Mar 18
Ah. Apparently they are being recorded as dying on different days due to the time difference. Still very sad, though.

Anyone in favour of turning Clarke's ashes into a tiny obelisk?
obfuscatedhonesty wrote on Apr 7
I was slightly surprised to find that nobody had picked Charlton Heston. I also heard some horrible, but thankfully untrue statements about Neil Buchanan.
sallybrother wrote on Apr 7, edited on Apr 7
I tried to but could not find the entry-so I put Chuck on my blog instead.

http://sallybrother.multiply.com/journal/item/56/Ben_Hur_done_that-no_more_chuck.?replies_read=8
sallybrother wrote on May 9
meb77 said
Heath's death was a shocker. So sad to see someone so young and talented go.
Add a Comment
   
© 2008 Multiply, Inc.    About · Blog · Terms · Privacy · Corp Info · Contact Us · Help